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[Jun. 24th, 2008|03:42 pm] |
I'm deleting this LJ, in case you haven't noticed. My new LJ is entitled "haley_heroin".
I added a bunch of people, so add me back! |
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[Jun. 19th, 2008|01:14 pm] |
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but the truth is one bike is very much like another. |
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[Apr. 2nd, 2008|11:34 pm] |
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What kind of atheist are you?
created with QuizFarm.com |
| You scored as Scientific Atheist These guys rule. I'm not one of them myself, although I play one online. They know the rules of debate, the Laws of Thermodynamics, and can explain evolution in fifty words or less. More concerned with how things ARE than how they should be, these are the people who will bring us into the future.
Scientific Atheist |
| 83% | Spiritual Atheist |
| 83% | Militant Atheist |
| 58% | Agnostic |
| 50% | Apathetic Atheist |
| 50% | Angry Atheist |
| 33% | Theist |
| 25% |
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| Shuzan walked into a pub. |
[Mar. 16th, 2008|11:28 pm] |
He held out his short staff and said: 'If you call this a short staff, you oppose its reality. If you do not call it a short staff, you ignore the fact. Now what do you wish to call this?'
The landlord says; "I'm sorry sir, if you don't pull your trousers back up I'm going to have to throw you out."
ROFLCOPTER |
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| I wish I could write poetry |
[Oct. 20th, 2007|01:58 am] |
When you're kissing someone who's too much like you
It's like kissing on a mirror
When you're sleeping with someone who doesn't get you
You're gonna hate yourself in the morning |
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[Jun. 16th, 2007|05:50 pm] |
A Red Sox fan liked to amuse himself by scaring every Yankees fan he saw strutting down the street in an obnoxious NY pinstripe shirt. He would swerve his van as if to hit them, then swerve back just missing them.
One day while driving along, he saw a priest. He thought he would do a good deed, so he pulled over and asked the priest, "Where are you going, Father?"
"I'm going to give Mass at St. Francis church, about two miles down the road," replied the priest.
"Climb in, Father. I'll give you a lift!" The priest climbed into the passenger seat, and they continued down the road.
Suddenly, the driver saw a Yankees fan walking down the road, and he instinctively swerved as if to hit him. But, as usual, he swerved back onto the road just in time.
Even though he was certain that he had missed the guy, he still heard a loud THUD. not knowing where the noise came from, he glanced in his mirrors but still didn't see anything.
He then remembered the priest, and he turned to the priest and said, "Sorry Father, I almost hit that Yankees fan."
"That's OK," replied the priest "I got him with the door." |
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| Primavera Pasta |
[Jan. 6th, 2007|09:54 pm] |
1 package soba noodles (or spaghetti squash)
1 bunch kale, stems removed and torn into small pieces
1/4 cup olive oil
4-6 garlic cloves, minced
1 onion, diced
1/2 bell pepper, diced
1 zucchini, diced
1/4 teaspoon fennel, coarsely ground or crushed
1/2 teaspoon rosemary, coarsely ground or crushed
1/2 teaspoon thyme
1/4 teaspoon oregano
1/4 teaspoon red pepper flakes
1 heaping teaspoon voge veggie base (I had no idea what this was, so i just used 1 veggie brouillon cube)
3/4 cups water
2 large tomatoes, chopped
1/3 cup parsley, minced
cook noodles according to package directions.
rinse kale, place in large, preheated pot (temperature should be high). cover immediately. cook in the the rinse water that is still clinging to the leaves. stir after a few minutes. add a couple more tablespoons of water if pan is dry. simmer for a total of five minutes. remove from heat.
heat olive oil in a large saute pan.
add garlic, onion, bell pepper, and zucchini. saute until onion is transparent.
add spices and vogue ( i sort of improvised here, because i didn't have most of the spices). cook two more minutes.
add water. cover. simmer on low for five minutes.
add tomatoes, parsley, soba noodles and kale.
serve immediately. |
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[Feb. 26th, 2006|01:10 am] |
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fuck yeah jager, robin hood and tiger uppercuts. It was a good night. |
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[Feb. 14th, 2006|01:00 pm] |
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oh crap I've committed a felony. |
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[Jan. 21st, 2006|03:37 am] |
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Starting over, again. |
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